gengar-anti:

i love cissexuals but cis headcanons have to make sense :// its never stated in canon they are cis so it cant be like that :/// its just not realistic ://///

uriemomgay:

WOAH I NEVER MEANT TO BRAG BUT IVE GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM NOW WOAH IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO BRAG TO STEAL IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU NOW BUT GOD DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD CAUSE IVE GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM NOW

yoshisuggestions:

Hard to type with yoshy hands

girlkisser:

medusabraids:

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

dykeofsuburbia:

top surgery doctor: I undiagnose you with boobs

lovetechnique:

subtle:

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

dirtgirl1999:

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt